if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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