we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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