So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize