Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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