I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
two words...techno handjob
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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