honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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