This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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