now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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