The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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