I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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