I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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