Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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