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(415): View more from California

i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.

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(417): View more from Missouri

You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.

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(951): View more from California

Hows your mom

(626): View more from California

Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk

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