I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the day after is always just damage control
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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