Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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