Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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