Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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