Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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