Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So much rum. So many feels.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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