i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck appropriateness.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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