Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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