Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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