he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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