I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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