would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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