that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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