Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you like me you must not know who I am
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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