It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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