I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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