honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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