I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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