How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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