We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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