Define "chronic" masturbator.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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