So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
