Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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