I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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