so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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