i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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