How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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