ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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