there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I deserve this hangover.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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