marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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