I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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