I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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