Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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