The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
