Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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