Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
And then he peed in my hair
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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