i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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