I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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