your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
